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Perfect Teeth

Boy's Sidewinder Trunks

NZ$42.95
NZ$53.95
Based on 17 reviews
Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve wound up my sides to give you 14cm of real estate on your hips and a single front panel that is fully lined.
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A bit about me
  • I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
  • Compared to my other trunk friends, I’m a skinny runt but still very comfortable to have around and I’ll go the distance to be with you as long as you keep swimming.
  • Made from C-Infinity — our exclusive 100% Italian polyester that is chlorine resistant and built to outlast standard elastane swimwear fabrics.
Everyone is getting into cosmetic surgery these days and having completed an online application we are now fully qualified surgeons. To celebrate we are including Hollywood dentures and botox vials with our swimwear so you can get healthy on the inside while you exercise, and then attempt to look healthy on the outside once you’ve finished. Buy now and we’ll strap you into our surgeon’s chair for free to work out what we can do with a scalpel so you can wake up looking insta-ready.

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AUS6 |228 | 2410 | 2612 | 2814 | 30
US2224262830
UK2224262830
France6ans8ans10ans12ans14ans
Waist55-60CM | 22"60-65cm | 23- 25"65-70cm | 25-27"70-75cm | 27-29"75-80cm | 29-31"
Hip60-65CM65-70cm | 25-27"70-75cm | 27-29"75-80cm | 29-31"80-85cm | 31-33"

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