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Men's Shorty Shorts Short

NZ$66.95
NZ$83.95
Based on 2 reviews
Short and stylish fitted watershort made of quick drying polyester.

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A bit about me
  • Features a built-in brief for added support, deep side pockets, coin pocket and drawcord to fasten.
  • Now with Funky Trunks branded brass hardware including metal tips, eyelets and rivets.
  • Funky Trunks patch on leg.
  • Inseam length is 8.5cm.

As state-backed hybrid wars escalate under our noses, the government has finally taken the issue seriously and appointed us as the last line of defence for the security of our entire country. With executive orders approved, we have deployed swimwear to the population that blocks analog signals that enemies may use to communicate with each other prior to an attack. It’s the only way our citizens can feel safe knowing that we’ll protect them from attackers that rely on 100-year-old technology. 

This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.

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Size Guide
AUSXS | 30S | 32M | 34L | 36XL | 38XXL | 40
US303234363840
UK303234363840
France123456
Chest86-92cm | 34-36"92-97cm | 36-38"97-103cm | 38-40"103-108cm | 40-42"108-113cm | 42-44"113-118cm | 44-46"
Waist75-80cm | 29-31"80-85cm | 31-33"85-90cm | 33-35"90-95cm | 35-37"95-100cm | 37-39"100-105cm | 39-41"
Hip80-85cm | 31-33"85-90cm | 33-35"90-95cm | 35-37"95-100cm | 37-39"100-105cm | 39-41"105-110cm | 41-43"
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